Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Ah yes so very familiar!

A Love Story

I will seek and find you . . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot

3 comments:

Karen said...

You've been spammed, Oh Queen of Bells!! I suggest you get the webwizard to turn on your Word Verification so this evil spammer never darkens your blog again with her wickedness!! That said, it will be a COLD day in Hell before I get a flu shot. Hate the needles with a passion, I do. Run in terror from them, I always have.

Jenn said...

Bells and needles, her phobias shall be explored and yes, exploited for our amusement.

As for the spammination? Well.. I like spam, FRIED!! *sssiiizzzlee* I can fix this for ya Meems, I am ze webmistress to whom the Q refers. *kisses* I aint gettin a flu shot either. I have never had the flu, so for get it! muah loved that lil blog though!

Mechele Armstrong said...

Hmmm good reminder. We had the flu here a couple of Christmases ago. Nothing was merry and bright that year.